Bad Movie of the Day : The Toxic Avenger (1984)

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IMDB score : 6.0
RT Score : 63%

Did you just watch that preview? Yes, I watched this whole movie. It was awesome. No, I’m not insane. Yes the movie was horrible. It was the definition of a “so bad it’s good” movie. The thing had everything…

– Guys in dresses pretending to be gay
– Use of the term “copper” to refer to police.
– Shlocky make-up.
– Horrible dialogue such as “I owe you for the other night monster faggot. So now we’re going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.”
– A police chief who is an ex nazi.
– A 1980s soup of innuendos and cliches.
– Face painted robbers.
– Bad guys pointing guns at babies.
– The shooting of a blind lady’s dog.
– An expert doctor named Dr. Merton Snotburger.

Seriously, how can I explain this any more? Just look at these pictures and watch this with some friends and beer.

I can’t even rate this.

Oh man, so bad. So bad.

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