Bad Movie of the Day : The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

IMDB Score : 6.7
RT Score : 67%

Shane Black sold the script for this movie for three million dollars…in 1994…THREE MILLION. For three million dollars I would expect a bit more than Geena Davis shooting a hole in the ice with an uzi so that he and Sam Jackson don’t kerplat on the ice. That’s ridiculous. Actually, that’s a good word to use when describing this movie, ridiculous. So Geena Davis plays a model wife and town citizen who suffered a bought of amnesia and can’t remember anything past 8 years ago…

OH FUCK SHE WAS REALLY AN ASSASSIN.

SAM JACKSON COMES INTO PLAY.

HILARITY ENSUES.

Some hilarity actually does endue as there were a couple action scenes and bits of dialogue that was fun to watch. Overall the whole movie is fun to watch if you leave your sense of everything behind. It’s just ridiculous. It also has probably THE WORST lines of dialogue by a child actor. So bad, I cringed.

Sam Jackson says motherfuckers…a bunch of times…that’s actually pretty awesome.

Except it wasn’t. I hope you enjoyed your three million dollars Shane Black. You thief.2/5

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s