Trail Mix!

Here are a couple that came out recently…

Yes this is happening. Yes is looks pretty funny. Yes I will wait to see it most likely until it plays on MTV for free. I don’t need to hear every 18 year old kid hysterically laughing because Johnny Knoxville said the word “poo”.

The next film from David O. Russell is…well…I don’t know. I think they steal things? It’s the 70’s right? All I know is that everybody in this cast has an Academy award nomination/win and that Bradley Coopers hair looks weird. Should be great.

That is one great trailer. I usually hate mostly every Ben Stiller film but I might check this one out. It just looks so, uplifitng. It’s being directed by Stiller himself so maybe this will be the film that turns my hatred into respect. It also reveals mostly nothing of what I hope the story will be. This is a thing that trailers are missing…


Film Review: Frances Ha (2013)

That trailer is bad. It makes it seem like this film is a quirky romantic comedy when in reality it’s a quirky look on how hipsters live in New York City. Seriously, next time you’re in a Starbucks in NYC and there are a bunch of 27 year olds with fedoras, really long tank tops, and Buddy Holly glasses on, just listen to what they’re talking about. If they’re talking about movies, they’ll be talking about this. And you know what? I didn’t dislike the movie. I thought it was a modern day Woody Allen classic that isn’t going to turn into a classic. It’s official, Greta Gerwig is the new indie queen. I’m calling it right now. She’s going to be in every little indie movie from now until she fades away. She was actually pretty great in this. At least she can act. The film was directed by Noah Baumbach and succeeded in getting me not to hate it. I hated his first two films. Greenberg was just flat out annoying but it had a lot to do with Ben Stiller’s infuriating character that he does which I call “whiney jewish guy”. The Squid and the Whale was just awkward. I mean there’s a scene where a ten year old smears semen on a bookshelf in school. Strange shit. No thank you. I saw the film at the IFC Center in New York City with three other 50 year old dudes. One left in the middle, one had headphones in blasting Italian opera the whole time, and one was actually watching the movie. It was a weird little experience but the IFC Center was awesome so I can’t complain. By all means if you like Woody Allen which I do then check out this film sometime. Baumbach even filmed it in black and white. Totally old school. 3/5